jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
…turkeys. Apparently just as terrifying as swans or geese. o_o
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN