lcate: *sells my virginity at a yard sale*
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
laugh-addict: magic conch shell should i start my homework the conch has spoken
i’ve downloaded the entire lotr soundtrack from all three movies so i can listen to them while i stab orcs in lotro
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
i just gave my dog a frisbee my ex gave me and told her to chew the fuck out of it she did good dog.
starllex: why you should date me please
papayasaurus: I l what’s the difference hint: one’s an i and the OTHER IS AN L FUCK
I l what’s the difference
the reason l don’t capitalize the letter i is because it looks like a lowercase L
kipsley: *raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…
i FINALLY got my internet on my dektop set up and i open lotro and it’s UPDATING GAH
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
This is why I am in love with Misha:
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel. He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way...
life-is-a-love-story: timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. ...
kisaragishintaro: all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
megan started watching supernatural finally, our friendship can truly begin
tamamuratamao: that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like
czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just...
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
kripke-is-my-king: blakeliversage: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you