July 2012
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endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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June 2012
happynstanceimaging:
caddyl:
some nights by...
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godheadcomplex:
‘IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
looooooooooooool
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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
trainerkyouhei:
askmetalchanger:
askdaydreamingcrazyotaku:
climaxfanfic:
WTF??? That’s crazy
………What…. In…. The…. HELL?????
Every Female follower i have!! Please read this!!
every female follower.
QUIETLY RAGES TO SELF
WHAT.
becausehawkeyebooty:
khaleesi:
I...
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dewdrops-on-roses:
pantskitton:
spains-a-total-uke:
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE...
me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*
ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
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jrhuman:
Parenting in anime: “That’s okay do whatever you want, I’m not responsible for you at all.”
sammywhatammy:
as-low-as-i-go:
...
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Can't we just watch
criticaldemon:
a cute anime and cuddle all day?
Not too interested in the cuddling
But the cute anime is a go
the-parkster:
So in his next three movies Tom Hiddleston will play:
- a vampire
- an ex-convict
- a porn king
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I don’t like the series
But shit
does Vampire Knight have some great music
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Why Thor is Not A Fucking Idiot →
dixiechicken:
weaponizedwit:
lokisswagga:
syncategorem:
yes to everything about this post
THOR ISN’T STUPID
BRA-FUCKING-VO
I didn’t know thinking Thor was stupid was a thing.
Hesitation about accidentally doing this is why I’ve written very little of Thor in my fics so far. And when I write Steve, I have Wikipedia open to see when a genre became popular/technology became widely...
everyonesahero:
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
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Your role in the Legend of Korra →
viivus:
wraithlike:
deeum:
reidobiwa:
bloobey:
Bloo is a firebender and is the parent of Lin Beifong and has a pet Fire ferret
wait what
Reid is an airbender and is siblings with Korra and has a pet Polar bear dog
oh ok
Lute is an earthbender who had a one night stand with Amon and has a pet Polar bear dog
wait what isn’t that the bending fun police guy omg
Deeum is an...
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masterarrowhead:
lunacatkitty:
Oops, my hand...
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papayasaurus started following you
marillawen:
Hai!
HALOW DER
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cumberbuddy:
moriartysskull:
One hot minute of...