August 2012
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars.
me: cant do it
me: not today
dekutree:
tvvink:
lick my pu**y
lick your own damn puppy
kotone:
after 1am it doesnt matter who you are we’re all friends now
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irmesia:
iwantmyhonorback:
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
co-directed by M. Night Shyamalan
And Justin Bieber will do a cameo appearance.
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heathyr:
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even...
July 2012
nope:
the sexual tension between me and no one
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
youngstero:
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
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nancyshimkim:
10 tags
“It is something that grows over time…...
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Watchf3tchh:
im-a-walking-paradox:
sh0tcallerkay:
ranyalomy:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
what a perfectly good looking watermelon… :’(
YES
FUCk
christmasonthemoon:
Peter Jackson to Make 13 ‘The Hobbit’ Movies
“Help us,” pleaded Ian McKellan, one of the stars of what’s sure to be the decade’s biggest film franchise. “He won’t let us leave.”
http://fishfingersand.tumblr.com/
skank-face:
Every Doctor Who fan should go do this!!! Remember not to capitalize though!
Special fangirl powers by fandom:
lockedin221b:
mirasaurus:
Doctor Who:
Ability to explain things at light speed
Ability to ruin hipster posts
Supernatural:
Ability to point out the exceedingly obvious in a funny manner
Sherlock:
Observant as fuck
Ability to ship characters that don’t exist
Ability to crazy
Avengers:
Ability to have an army
Ability to draw the villain with cat ears
Harry Potter:
Ability to gaze...
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alexavalon482:
wincestmakesmecry:
just wanna live in a big house with a bunch of friends who are all the type to knock on each other’s doors at 1am to scream about what’s happening in their tv shows cry cry
i live there
me, too
:)
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jesusfoodsex:
inspectahradio:
Alright now, we gonna do the basic steps
to the roof
Reichenbach now y’all
One jump this time
Scream out lets cry
Face floor lets cry
Cha cha real smooth
#The Sherlock fandom’s sanity is obviously not going to last until the new season premiere.
This is a walking taco. Reblog if you care.
97% of the people won’t reblog this. Be the 3% who care.
It won’t ruin your blog, it just shows that you actually care. Have a heart, guys.
Reblog if you believe in Sherlock Holmes.
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list of unattractive characters in legend of korra
masterarrowhead:
cloud-bending:
masterarrowhead:
drillbot:
wait wait I think we can agree on ONE of the characters being unattractive
Monkey Man
Toza
Dude no
Toza is manly as hell
And he was probably pretty damn sexy when he was young mmkay
DAMN